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作者: 牛公    时间: 2008-7-23 22:24:02     标题: 史上最强的中式英语

1.we two who and who?
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) K" q2 {, h& X: C+ w& p$ X2.how are you ? how old are you?
  M/ _" F3 t+ U7 d怎么是你,怎么老是你?   
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1 @; h# |1 y) x4 s# r3.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !  % A* `. x9 e1 l, j# i
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 5 @* S0 y$ r# v: |  O
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4.as far as you go to die
$ a9 m1 I; i+ m1 A$ D' S, k2 g有多远,死多远!!!!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 5 g9 {; a; o1 F+ t
有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.you me you me
3 I& W5 V/ H% G- Z& J/ B彼此彼此    9 K+ F# B  Z8 E
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7.You Give Me Stop!! 0 a  F1 a! O+ s# b
你给我站住! ; @! X  ~" g1 f9 u, [
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8 d" h1 \& g2 q8.know is know noknow is noknow
% ]5 k% P- J% v8 r, ^; j知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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6 m/ F1 q1 C. c6 W11..I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 9 h: _$ A4 x! i
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 2 J; q* f7 Z. F# {
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die  C8 H9 m7 l5 @1 f9 q5 q
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6 R& s' u* ~  p8 L13.heart flower angry open: f( E& y8 j1 f5 L( l, |2 m3 o
心花怒放
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7 P: m5 W' S7 t9 h3 h14.go past no mistake past 7 D- T8 k  e. N1 G0 K- |* Z$ m( ~: [
走过路过,不要错过 ! O; m) S" E4 ^' R9 o2 X; N
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3 c- g/ G% e9 l( s+ L& j15.小明:I am sorry! . A+ U# W( l# S: F6 @: C; z
??老外:I am sorry too!
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6 O4 q/ L- m" l# w??老外:What are you sorry for?
( K( Q* g4 v( B* C- z??小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 8 h' S+ P" h+ M  K
我叫李老大,今年25。
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+ X( R& ]6 p/ w6 `4 f. I" [7 u18.you have two down son: b2 y0 X- R$ ?5 u
你有两下子。1 I/ D5 `1 d4 K8 ]
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% h0 d  {! y3 G- I: P/ V19.好好学习,天天向上:$ Y1 o; `% l/ b" O% S
good good study,day day up!
作者: maktakbo    时间: 2008-7-23 22:34:10

:L :L :L 教坏细路8 ]" I$ y+ l1 b* N2 M! o& i0 g

9 [7 |  F) X; T& C7 H想学英文嘅朋友千祈冇学啊
作者: 牛公    时间: 2008-7-23 22:46:33


作者: admin    时间: 2008-7-23 23:03:06


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表妹
作者: 牛公    时间: 2008-7-23 23:52:58

讲明白是中式英语,我又怎会教坏细路呢?
作者: 市区大牛    时间: 2008-7-23 23:54:30


作者: 翡翠    时间: 2008-7-24 14:04:25


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作者: 牛公    时间: 2008-7-25 00:46:49






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