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作者: 豪哥    时间: 2007-6-16 09:45:26     标题: 加菲猫语录精选

加菲猫语录精选
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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
; A9 Y( K+ Y# e* P钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡: m# }2 Q" j7 C' u) N

- F5 s. X# w/ b) AOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
# C. M8 W" X6 y2 D# ~每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃, o; W8 A0 G: N, p' O
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! x  O+ g$ \/ Y. \( FSave water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.9 v, m  o& t* v. a
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个# A% g1 d3 a9 m* E' [8 }

4 I+ H! q& `' _0 q6 dEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.5 _& g% ?5 ^0 C- H3 J+ n  t4 d& u- K
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.; o% S: u% A+ b3 F; G( L
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
8 a7 a6 `, g# A4 @成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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. Y; p; N5 N0 L! J' uNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.! i( O% z+ U/ ?% @
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好' y/ e/ C# |  s- M' I# E& ]

- u- Q  T7 }; W4 _' N2 A$ `! lLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.  b( M$ C8 R8 K: p" w
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养  m* V" i" L1 L

9 K- }6 T+ i1 S0 \2 hChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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. t# u; h  P1 S1 I: H% VYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
/ f) M* o* i6 u% ^现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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9 t1 |2 W% \' C; C- W2 s  Q3 l# F& {There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.8 ]: a2 y- c% T
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来, y) w, C- z) t3 c  A% r
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?- Z& @0 {1 E, K# I# Z9 {$ u
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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4 Y* ~4 I. @3 dWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
3 r7 ?+ Z, [/ H神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地7 `. x* ]0 }# u0 J
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When two's company, three's the result!
0 H, E! f( J3 x两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!1 k9 W4 r& `+ X
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.4 p1 p5 Z3 {' }
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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( K; _1 y. B" l* IThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?. t% M' s8 O, Q4 P5 n
学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？
作者: 秀秀    时间: 2007-6-16 17:31:24

几得意下哦
作者: 豪哥    时间: 2007-6-18 13:59:27

无人睇，哎呀



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