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作者: 豪哥    时间: 2007-6-16 09:45:26     标题: 加菲猫语录精选

加菲猫语录精选
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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
  }; |8 X  F9 q! m  T钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡: I, V+ Y' f* ?9 i, C. z

4 q) z4 x5 ^7 i6 W1 R- P* OOne should love animals. They are so tasty.# Z" |& x% r) K& q
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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6 e/ d2 Y; e0 M* Y9 L9 M7 \Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.' M, o  v1 a5 [
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡" v7 s! q( T9 A
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
. ~" `# T# b# h& Y, _1 Y要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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' x+ B+ [2 B6 V: m- {8 ^Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.7 _  d5 w: K4 Y0 a1 T4 d8 [* e
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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+ a2 b: k" S7 |0 j( `Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.. I! p+ t* Z% a* z4 _9 O
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛. \0 ]% F, ?1 A: r0 `

& t( U& k* a8 k9 [5 Y( u6 r7 Y" e4 tThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
  q5 F2 W2 E( r5 d* U聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来  h' t3 y( Z; `6 E, R9 w! Z

; Y! f$ }- o9 n% `; W/ C! D2 ~Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.3 O3 f9 ~' Q8 K$ h8 `' H) y2 |+ s
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
! ?4 ^$ L0 b: J9 y不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好9 ^( H" ]* A9 x6 P/ k# I- U
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: \+ M2 Z! P6 ^爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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! W% W' d$ Z; s- |Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.2 S, P: Y/ v5 r* Q0 y5 ~! v. w
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep./ J4 i' c9 g. L; H
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧7 O9 T/ N, d6 c7 w: n% L$ M1 B

* z) O9 M6 k) s8 @There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.) D! Q6 u9 [( h  Y" S
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
3 y0 @4 n/ L* M* N* p, w5 l. K% \2 `努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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4 X& x% X2 D% c$ M' oWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!. g" Y" P+ B7 t/ `0 X0 G
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作  N! ^9 w) @. `+ e* M" @$ }) }+ ^
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
7 N' W% y6 T5 @* }神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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When two's company, three's the result!: f# |, D0 y3 q6 D  P
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!& _3 w+ m6 A' [9 K8 A

# C3 ~: |2 W% @. d+ Y$ V# fA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.+ f; @. \* `+ U- X% b# B
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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, T, i/ ^$ K* d& `: SThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
" U9 L& s8 q/ ]* x( A& [! `学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
作者: 秀秀    时间: 2007-6-16 17:31:24

几得意下哦
作者: 豪哥    时间: 2007-6-18 13:59:27

无人睇,哎呀




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