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作者: 豪哥    时间: 2007-6-16 09:45:26     标题: 加菲猫语录精选

加菲猫语录精选
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; u# T0 \, {4 u+ jMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
0 ]/ e$ `6 n* ]( v2 P" Q钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡( g! q, K3 w) l; g+ [
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.6 h% A3 ~' O/ [& {7 F
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃4 G( U" ?" v: E

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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
( ?/ L/ Y! A' d- }% R( s3 P* \要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡7 f( a' U/ U7 J- f5 b  Q( W
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.1 C$ p2 x8 o2 ?) K5 b
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.5 u1 j1 I6 ?% X8 g& |4 t% A' @
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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3 R8 W3 n) G1 qEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
# N" R! b, ?0 c: q7 T% Q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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, q9 C% @& c# `" ?7 [) u; RThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
; W  j# O5 e; c' t' [2 Z4 E聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来4 F1 }) Q' `, N

: x% b* e2 d& ^, w, HSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
4 F5 m" ]$ ?' Z4 i. M成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)' t4 ]0 E! i" V
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
' E3 ^- |5 j- }1 ]不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好' z0 [5 P* s0 Q9 I8 Z" h' T9 j

2 S: S) l9 |/ U) N" cLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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0 _" H# ^; {9 X% S. ~! oChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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& F8 k. h7 H7 FYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
+ C. N0 B1 ]# I2 G现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.7 N& P$ w7 I$ ~' J
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来- {! o! K* n! J9 K
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
7 g* @  P$ t- {; F% l努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!& I3 Z5 G5 ]% J4 X0 B% V; C- M
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作2 K6 s  L, t5 t& [3 M1 L
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.& K9 P" e- M5 c4 S  E
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地0 u# A: e7 L+ H( t- N7 a

# Y  F* G, j6 a! ^/ |) pWhen two's company, three's the result!2 i! w" L" w. _# A: }
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.. i: j0 |. a& G% |7 m
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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/ l" k( P3 @' s' q% ^The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
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作者: 秀秀    时间: 2007-6-16 17:31:24

几得意下哦
作者: 豪哥    时间: 2007-6-18 13:59:27

无人睇,哎呀




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