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( H- k! w1 J6 a& P+ @: yMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
. ]. ~: F2 M' O6 i) q; }( B每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃

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' z; n6 D7 }4 a+ zSave water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
9 l+ t, e( y# y8 G每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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: ~. d# U( Z& B0 NThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
5 T4 ]5 O5 {& W2 m: h7 G, y聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
$ Q- T2 Z' N. g9 K) h/ B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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: Q8 B  z. F) Q8 G: E+ V" HYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
/ \; q" T& t& @$ T! u! \, w9 h现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来

; |$ |2 g, T, c# G9 ?' AHard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
9 P- b, R- v. @. O1 ?- g3 Z努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明

" X' I1 F1 B6 s2 S# ~1 J: BWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
8 I: O7 }3 g. m: G4 `工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

" m: I# h3 F4 t: b9 {: L# UGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
: P' @# `6 W" N) D' c神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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+ P& j2 E6 s$ W7 GWhen two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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) h% J: |' x$ K0 A$ m* L1 xA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
( L/ l+ J9 J3 S& Y  s# E7 ?服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
2 G4 W% q, S, N0 e' i学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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