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加菲猫语录精选

1 a" g# A+ O; cMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡

# z0 U; h0 d8 @- B) DOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
7 q/ Y) |! w4 G# S) R1 T- I" B$ V8 Q每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
* m6 o" p. A% Q* D0 [. |; u要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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) Y3 D! f/ q! R8 YLove the neighbor. But don't get caught.
. C+ {/ E% }8 f5 s) N要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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% [+ _. s; \! T) F8 N1 \7 S8 s3 ]Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- M: Q9 A. j. B- Y/ y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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$ a9 o, Y7 x& Z6 |The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
8 ]1 Y8 C2 }5 k% o8 |聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
% q0 M' K5 W* [" \& u6 z0 B/ O! l成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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9 ?9 ]$ e" e2 p  G6 D* zNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
" b1 P; P0 X/ U/ ?; P9 W& l) Q不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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+ F3 H: \( r0 C; j. VLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 v# I2 |; [+ U& P' f爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
; w. \7 h7 B$ C' ?现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
5 P% X% ^- [% F/ n应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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3 _4 e) n. K. O/ A( w* x3 E7 Q1 |Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
! `  W. x, S+ c  {2 n! e. h2 W工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
% m! J4 `+ d* j5 @) x9 @神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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2 g) V# E- G: F+ a- [) xWhen two's company, three's the result!
8 z6 q$ A7 X" K6 U1 L8 d两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!

! e% G- K9 a0 v. [* f. BA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
9 Z" H( ]/ n. }学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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