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. p" _- V2 L0 F, d; ~* o3 }3 HMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
* {- r' F3 T' n8 z* j0 m钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
" u# E1 n) Z* f% x; s$ E每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃


# {5 i% c, X3 h. I, J" l7 jSave water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

  ?: D# O9 k' S; W9 }: x# ULove the neighbor. But don't get caught.
$ v  [# V" v5 D$ e+ i9 T  j要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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7 O: E7 G3 Q" B5 FBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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2 I" V5 L* I9 U0 qEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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0 f* x* q" y8 r' ]8 i9 nThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

3 v/ S- ?8 q- X, i1 n$ QNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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1 M1 [# V3 r  }8 u( x' oChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
3 @, X* I9 W& m' P" `6 w2 D( n6 O后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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/ q4 F# b! j' w% xYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
; _2 V* z, _& L3 ?2 e8 O现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

: Z/ ]' R9 y8 f; Q! wThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
( R1 R1 B$ u- n* U: g努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

; j6 w9 W6 ^/ p& e" rGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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& |. z! B0 h- z2 [When two's company, three's the result!
, Y! z7 Z7 p; T8 Z5 f7 \; q两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
1 r/ P7 |; ]: x+ `! L服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看

" b0 ~$ u7 u* Y3 pThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
5 U8 O, h: J* W/ C学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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