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7 `! B6 ^% b+ m3 ]8 w" |' J* NMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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% S' o( X7 y9 o" p, gOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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/ U" K: x5 H; ]  q* ISave water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
9 s4 f$ A0 G( m/ C0 E3 Z每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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6 [: n) R9 Y9 i8 a2 o6 O' q  JLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# k0 D( S! ]* `' l' I1 n% S9 B爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养

! U$ ~, j# y& }; x+ UChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
, `) W2 P3 _6 k8 P+ G6 S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩

+ D4 o+ [3 i, c: M& M- ~) K. }/ B) |Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来

# B! v; ~' j2 jHard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
( J) _3 O8 e: m8 X8 T3 O5 p0 |工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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) X6 z; i  T# H' lWhen two's company, three's the result!
9 V# U3 Q. O2 t3 i! F2 F2 h两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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. U- d+ f6 ]+ F/ D# b2 WA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
* Y: o. K/ Q: ?( Z1 T; t学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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