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$ V6 T3 S$ ?, G) t& ]5 rMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
. C: W0 o, c! x  A每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃

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4 ~" {3 |5 z# hSave water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
1 S3 g# H, m. k1 C9 ?$ `要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道

. X! D/ O+ a. A- ZBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
" r2 Y0 D& p+ ~) E0 ]6 q+ ~, M每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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& e7 R: G/ }2 p  d, C5 R5 R& DEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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7 r3 Q+ I/ G9 nSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* M4 \$ e1 H7 d6 d成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

! N4 O( g! w+ {5 ZNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
* u7 A- N# t. ^# s% B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

- G( w$ Q, m! |+ f$ ]( W$ GLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养

, ]" Y3 y0 [( y) X2 Q  PChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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( g$ V9 r) Z' C4 f  d5 g1 h' ]Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
- I- X  y) {1 R2 y9 j现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
+ B! n6 j8 e3 e& o: k8 U" E努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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1 ~# B; x5 X: T4 V; xWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
+ J5 a1 G1 V3 Y6 I" V神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地

When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
7 ?6 S& J+ p# o服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看

, c0 W) K! N3 h( D; g4 D* MThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
: x( d5 B+ r/ ?$ w6 T学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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