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豪哥

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$ X4 N2 `& L; e( O. |% EMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
3 F' S6 g/ Q% Q' S3 d钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
9 _, u* R9 w0 F! `6 ^* N要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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' e0 q/ v: s* PLove the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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( t4 \5 C! S0 \+ E5 V: hBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
0 m- W$ {8 K# M' B- L每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个

0 R9 Y* S8 W9 }6 b% X; s2 ~6 r1 oEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
9 v4 F1 q- F  p聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
' J" H: G1 M$ W* c6 Z0 F! {成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

6 t3 M- u% L2 s$ C; w1 L; p. FLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩

( |+ U: C: _9 m! L3 D- VYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
) a, N+ w4 t& t" f3 d  [) `5 l5 S现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

9 t) S: f; H% J- {$ g4 CThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
7 E8 L2 l" R9 F  [0 v& L) s努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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5 X, V! Q4 `1 x. x5 kWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

  r! u! _' h) [9 n* e0 x3 K! R) i5 oGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地

When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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/ Q# q0 X8 T1 R; Z% RA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
+ Y: G' e- D% t0 u# O% z) O, o7 F服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
3 `0 |" P/ ]% o# E1 R学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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