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0 H' ^$ b) x5 WMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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$ U& i- w2 w* ?8 ^5 \One should love animals. They are so tasty.
; G" O9 S2 `* L% s; w7 R% k每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃

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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

0 O+ Z4 L2 b) ULove the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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; {7 n' I4 K3 d$ w5 GBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
- m: _0 A5 Z0 W每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 \# C6 G0 _$ W! T4 ?再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

3 \2 f# N1 t0 u& A0 e! AThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
( n$ G& s# s7 P5 q聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来

. T, W8 w. V* n8 m: F- JSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
1 x: P' w# T7 X+ p% M2 B+ ?成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' J6 c: [9 o* X0 B* n( `爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
: {2 V% ~  p* c9 _* L: T4 Y后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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* R5 @1 ]9 c$ y! F4 f8 OYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
4 X/ l! U( s+ v( [; v3 g现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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4 z3 @# m  O! s/ D% UThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
1 ~/ e4 R* r9 y5 L) X% c7 P8 Y努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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" Z( c' e' C9 f! cWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
/ O; J* d5 u$ Z4 F( |神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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When two's company, three's the result!
' U# j' _) T" [& d6 u两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!

3 V: _% _% d$ F8 e9 T6 v+ t" [- aA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
* W2 m, |# s1 \- q服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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  |( ?8 w5 J1 \) x* f6 k, XThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
# R' u- t$ Q# j* N  ^学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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