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; H2 e& g5 l9 b6 NMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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6 Y0 U. _' l5 G, g) Z2 [One should love animals. They are so tasty.
9 a. i. y$ w% |$ n0 M+ o& @+ Y每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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8 P  `( k1 |5 ~+ r- G2 rSave water. Shower with your girlfriend.
2 e9 _" |' e2 l+ Z1 J+ Y要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
: H' d; D! G/ S; s要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道

4 Y- j! C) M- Y. `Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
* G: w& j0 P& \$ h+ V- U2 B4 ~每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
9 O! S% S, d& E+ R8 g再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

8 z" \! }: \- Z# N: H# gThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
% V& O% L( |+ S4 b- F% f聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 D, \) s6 u% o爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
4 _3 \4 k! L# F8 P& G" |现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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3 d. C$ z: R9 v9 g) T: o6 s& AThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
/ u8 ?; [: r( @6 K8 P, I: i应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
7 ^  S6 _6 c% y8 G( A5 f' p# O2 x努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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# e; j1 h. q5 B$ nWhen two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
9 h3 g$ \, m& y8 e8 l1 ]$ F! a' |) L服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看

% L# C; g, l; E% p5 [' lThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
% @, S! v9 n  p9 m5 `2 [2 a' k学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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