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1．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿 　　
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2 P1 `1 R* O, v) {1 d8 \" e! _% m/ j2．how are you ? how old are you?
# e1 [( a  h8 m6 U5 ~9 ^怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 　　
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3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 　
# D( |9 }5 J( v/ u5 P/ e6 W( x你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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% [. |0 y6 g' F  }' o9 u4．as far as you go to die
1 x& U0 N9 Z$ R4 `; V有多远，死多远！！！！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
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* c5 `% L  G1 g/ {! e) R* O6．you me you me
' n: X. ?1 u7 m彼此彼此 　　
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: K4 u7 y3 o) L" @7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
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& ]! B: K# O* x9 y% d8．know is know noknow is noknow
% M$ Y' q0 \2 t: `4 s( G知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
9 [' V2 Y; l+ `% ]5 W( z表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
. r. K( i2 t/ N/ a; D; T( K心花怒放
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5 p8 [; k! F. j14．go past no mistake past
+ g7 n8 }) C8 [3 M走过路过，不要错过
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% L3 z+ r5 H8 T0 y) O! W& V- |15．小明：I am sorry!
3 z! T" I& P! x7 p0 f; q" F3 w??老外：I am sorry too!
??小明：I am sorry three!
( t* l8 k% e* {( a/ H2 x??老外：What are you sorry for?
* E  `; m0 [3 h% s! ?* t+ A??小明：I am sorry five!
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: R! Y$ ^* G& l# d# i6 F2 E1 t" w16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son
; m: H2 D. t* p$ i2 [你有两下子。
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19.好好学习，天天向上：
6 y- H2 N0 e4 {) v: v1 ?( Jgood good study,day day up!

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