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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
7 s4 k* P' K# c/ S钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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1 F/ ]" ]; Q1 I* d: g# L) ?2 nOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
+ Y2 g, [0 R; D% x6 A2 X每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

* P1 f4 u" a. m! G( ~' I. |) W& C# VLove the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道

  g' V' {# T: g. y6 K, Q) mBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
" e2 P* |2 P# F% _; k8 o每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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' f$ {6 `2 {  W& gEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 p! q, q# F1 F; R4 `再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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/ R; w4 ?" R0 D. [4 pThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
" v9 @9 ?# E; W+ n$ t' B: U聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来

% G* T- V  J% _- Z5 A- ?Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
  s8 y/ T& S" t6 r成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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. k  m0 ^; f1 a* zNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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- W/ k- [- n- D% r+ X" ^7 YLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
5 C# Y, s+ f# w2 p后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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# J0 B- x" ~- h+ @2 y: _2 T1 tYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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0 W, o+ t, ~8 r5 ?There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
) I+ D5 s* q3 z) a# u* I4 @应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来

. N( S6 D! P6 E- b$ UHard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明

% f/ `3 K. ]! M: m+ L$ H4 g5 ]Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
( o) @; \! C1 O) I" n5 X工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地

When two's company, three's the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
% |- G2 N0 A! G! S学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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