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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡

0 c& }- a. ^  F4 s4 G+ |* c" EOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
! P/ G) v' y7 Y每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃


Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
  |. M6 `) a: I( e要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

! ^( g3 T6 j9 i# c3 y0 ]Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道

) `0 x  g. ^8 {# r% R1 c, ^Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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/ R/ T2 B0 l, Y( K0 ^, TEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
! F  Q0 q8 r  Q2 I! l$ Q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

" b' j0 q& ^: u0 ^/ B! JNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
' C3 c% H: C  K/ u不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

8 m4 s' S  {: S5 m# dLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& N) K! A. m& {' e; S% f9 c爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来

! s, V8 k% N' J+ y, IHard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明

8 t3 `% c. x/ n0 y& t0 w3 K. }7 }6 lWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

# q: J8 z0 _9 M% t+ G- wGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
- ]. n8 n; L2 B+ I神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地

. X: ~' N+ @( s- ]/ D" DWhen two's company, three's the result!
. ~2 Q# q7 K( ]) \0 h2 }两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
" e/ B+ c( M3 l6 F0 i2 _: ?学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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