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加菲猫语录精选
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4 l5 A& C0 O( @4 x4 tMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡

. C" e* A" p* N0 }One should love animals. They are so tasty.
9 G1 m0 h! ?/ N$ u每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
& n( x$ n4 w+ ]) p  l要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
8 V) v/ e& E: q' m0 E每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

" ]; Y' c! {4 V% iThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
8 b( c4 j6 R4 O5 _2 }聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 T/ e' `% J' d0 _: k; p不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' I1 o/ }) `; a. d  V/ Z/ a爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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- N8 q3 z' ^) r8 I2 cChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩

- Z% `4 }! I: YYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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% _. Z, i  E8 t9 |/ j  s2 q) fHard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
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0 q! `% j2 o" J5 E1 m; O, i3 ^Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
0 d! b8 @& `5 V+ ~工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地

  Y6 S3 y. L; T, s; R( dWhen two's company, three's the result!
! o9 u5 y. x, f0 F' ~两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!

! @" h! |" I4 c0 u6 O4 i4 k: TA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
: D: l+ M( @3 d服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看

/ I3 ^$ G& I- }6 x9 y6 qThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
4 E; j4 d2 [" o# R/ e3 I) t: e7 ^学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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