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& x6 [6 ~; v+ i& S8 r/ HMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
* t' L+ s* k" s( K. U. B% `要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
4 Y1 Z* S: A% q1 L" ]. A5 z要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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1 k/ a* j( |( Q. a$ `- UBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
; \2 F" K2 W( s/ D4 z( @每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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% m8 x5 c3 S8 XEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来

& d, ]  G6 S; a3 iSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
" l2 l4 \* Z+ @( k9 N; ^成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
: L" i. S! R- C+ E5 L6 O$ ]- h$ F$ _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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$ N0 v. v) i+ Q( XChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
7 z& T. K; j) @. p. K现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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+ I" Q$ H; x, B9 m" Y+ TThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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- J/ J  N# i5 p& ~6 W- tHard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
* p$ J3 `0 h2 Q6 ]/ z2 H努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
8 n, e' N: C& Y8 R6 Z$ V# j工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

. W; c; O' D0 `God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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0 O+ h, X4 v0 v. ]0 j/ s; bWhen two's company, three's the result!
; s" ^1 Z( {5 t: c5 F: E/ p两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
1 r3 N/ o0 t* ^& E7 F' q服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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% C1 r( S9 ^* D6 j& nThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
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