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/ M3 N8 q* z7 j5 ?Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
& T& a  v" m# W! {3 r* r+ N0 z- i. I每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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; j8 B) s. x1 B% P' ]Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
( n7 o' s3 C$ [; _要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
; S/ L6 O& B0 ?6 y: k0 p要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道

& w7 C" t) g2 dBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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; f' W8 T, ]9 z% P3 nEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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: a( l2 R8 T) Z8 x& n0 _4 J) pThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
  i3 ]8 j3 f2 R/ n9 l% m; @& O- @1 t3 G聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 s* m* T3 U! M' A, U& G成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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$ _# H: n+ K$ D$ x: }8 Y2 jLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* p7 j! X1 K2 p# ]: b1 [& n爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
/ J" J- r' N( N, z8 ]5 \后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

, G' _1 T* z: OThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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& a; Y; Q) T# K% I2 o& O0 ?Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明

% F2 R! C0 b/ r# w7 Z$ cWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

8 e- _$ V# |. `6 _- H+ VGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
2 q2 c( G0 K& ~, U# E) U神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地

, B' I3 C& o" q. [" aWhen two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
3 D. k, d. t. o% Y) N. i服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
4 h) u: P0 h( F  t" j' x学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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