绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
3 N5 D1 u) {1 ^1 _) r- b1 y　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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* A3 ]1 Q3 K& p# H8 g, y- T  S- _　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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( X7 S8 v9 B/ B- M　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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' X% S$ d( d" Z8 N　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
3 C: J  Q, t' z: W( g7 @9 @: z+ S; |　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
3 L3 O" R+ {0 R: |　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
. p/ X: Z( @; e* j! x9 h　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
0 [$ ~' v2 t7 m5 a9 J2 ~! h　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
5 D9 E% i, R3 f: t　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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& T% D" ]/ X" m$ d, F: z　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 |& ?$ H9 C' D: A　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
8 f6 z$ a, Y1 `3 V, x　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
6 `: G5 r* B0 `5 t( c2 a5 i8 T: N　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
9 M5 p7 V3 O% y: K3 W8 w% S* i　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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& ]' m0 M0 E/ e; j( z' O　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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. {; Z3 X- i+ m) i; U; g0 v　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
" h9 i5 y1 n5 S& Y　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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) J. T2 E! e; V/ L7 R. s　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
6 k5 ~4 o* P4 y　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
& J/ ~! r( P# E  r1 {2 i& D' m　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
/ i6 R3 L7 Y8 p+ T# A3 Q1 o　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
$ I: i2 A* U8 _7 U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
( s* W! l; x" B' d9 W6 x5 q' l: P8 o要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
5 h4 d' G3 N& ?- S/ K每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
( {9 d) N0 w3 I# A: [# d' w  ~1 GThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
4 ?8 M+ Z6 u; o聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. ~) z1 A  M4 m7 x爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.