绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
; i4 L) ?/ u* S; O" s  @" O) v　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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* a9 ]. m+ S! E" @: E$ u: w' w　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
+ ]- U1 z0 M; L6 F/ p7 R4 s0 V& z　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
9 V0 \$ R) Q  j) _1 J4 P0 }　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
; B! B: t4 a0 t+ V( [- l$ f# G　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
" U0 Z* o  _" T/ W/ N　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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! _0 O0 u% \. `9 n; k- E2 C$ k　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
& [# v) w1 v2 v' S　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
* a4 m" K9 z3 R* ^6 R& v: ]4 T　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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( d% U2 N; y6 }3 w　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
) [4 n; T+ L8 x5 E/ n' @( f　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
! r5 D7 X" L0 D$ G  H. L4 l　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* _3 d' q9 m/ k  M) b" C) ^　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
3 K5 e. q3 u) H7 y2 [　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
4 P7 }1 D2 N( x9 y　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
& E' J7 h. S7 v1 W　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
* f6 D) E1 D1 @) v: u* u5 a- M　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
- {. f7 t9 Y- Z$ p1 `7 T　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
' A# a5 h9 Y" G7 Q# Z　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
" `8 U, |! l/ E; t/ s　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
) Q5 l% I% @" X. _% K, @　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
0 O( v- I) V# x9 d　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 }, u3 j: [+ R/ s4 U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
& K2 ?% x3 t2 m* F: b1 nLove the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
) c( C" W0 ?6 d2 X) D. S, mBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
& ~# Y" m0 ]. ?- y0 V) iThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
/ h$ m0 p& b8 {3 e; r/ q1 N9 MLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
" p7 c2 Z( g1 {7 c0 W) ?4 R# \后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.