绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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0 S" v  }; n6 m9 N6 h, \　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
; D  O4 J/ }( a　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
3 Z. e9 K& a6 j　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
/ P# \3 K. w/ _! l　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
9 f, p- ~& A) I6 l. z# |+ t　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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/ J( f: {' N$ L$ I/ ?/ k/ ?　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
$ Y& k1 a  t% L　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
9 L( M0 q+ A, m9 B& j4 l% Q; n　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ q; L9 d2 I. z) c& ?. P! P+ C. |　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
- E2 p5 _& l6 i7 q  Z- ~　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
7 ?  o" Z  o* K" A( o$ N　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
; y. Z- s, p2 @3 K　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
9 [& K+ n5 Q- j9 K) B; g( l* ~& `' {　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
5 i# H: P6 t5 S　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
% n. g  c4 |! |/ [9 |　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
% N: D6 r- S+ ^! O　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
' k) z) _4 f9 m. H4 n% n2 `/ O% ]　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- T/ u6 @  I7 [" i+ O0 O  u再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
$ h- s1 _, ^4 W* sBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
+ I0 k0 K. {6 H4 x5 `The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
* M( D" k" f; K* `Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
2 S7 L. ]( R8 s$ [$ iChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
) g( {4 q5 K# g( j后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.