绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
. H3 n! @. E, k4 {　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
$ U/ @  B0 c; ?9 e1 ^& H; F3 D　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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6 i- z! {& W- z$ @　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
3 w2 d+ X' D; W6 i　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
, R0 ?/ p8 f5 a. S　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 d) w: f+ _9 {- K+ r7 J　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
  ?1 f3 }& W  q# S: ]- |( V　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
$ D  a  J7 j; t. L9 H, p9 \  s* y　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
& e0 J: M' s0 n% W　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
' q% ]- P3 h4 t4 _* {　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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4 ~& l& Q  @. N　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
' a  _3 I5 z! L& Y4 x, T8 i+ ]　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
) A4 l$ Q0 j" Z8 O: I9 H0 Z  vLove the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
8 C) @; T% o2 c/ i3 kThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
8 x$ x8 s/ w: s, \! g7 z/ F# pLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
" ?* z5 ]! h; ]7 X9 cChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
& v$ x  E' e! j6 o; w- K后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.