绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
) o) d* y- Q. P2 x　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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6 [3 }/ ~( x( ^+ I/ C2 g: @　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ p) ^% F. ?. Y　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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9 z( f" f0 A4 |5 K　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
6 {5 q  M2 O! j1 u  S# I　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
  ]2 m  t& S+ n, C　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
, x" g2 A$ a% Z3 `- t# W/ `3 T　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
5 y$ k- N2 R* A. D7 m  h　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% V+ ~# G& v6 A* k# i　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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1 C6 O( [( s  N: U- E, E4 M8 H　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
0 M6 L: V' \7 R' W' }2 s; H" J　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
: B  i7 y1 }9 G! e( F: @　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
2 x! l/ W5 E# t3 i; Q　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
- A& v9 ?0 Z" O2 q. A1 v5 Y　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
' U. \$ }# P0 _, d4 U) v% M　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
* _1 k* h- }. S; a: |Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
! o# ?0 K& ]: j! |8 N8 n- TBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
+ J3 t2 z0 _. y7 l8 F+ |每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
6 [/ d. A; P" C! H. j8 v$ K# XThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
% e, U4 ^. m( Y3 S+ BLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
6 G+ t4 Y3 A+ uChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.