绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
* I+ ?1 Q. v9 j3 E% K　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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  ~5 t# i7 o5 L- Z　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
- E& F# {- H) A0 C8 @9 x4 Y" {　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
# L6 `" D9 F  }, [" |　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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; L! \- }: D6 p0 z　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
" R& o1 S. g; {' v7 e3 b　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 P( U  V, E) u& I- T. R9 N　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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+ M' s& i1 _5 m9 Z　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
4 `3 P4 d5 L! I2 r3 B( g8 ^　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
* a; M- V; y+ A; y& y　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
' w7 r  A( `( D　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
7 @( u, m8 D0 R) ?5 b7 S! b　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
: A* }7 U4 I3 M, \" F2 j/ R) ?) R　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
( g3 X" b  [$ d5 a　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
- ?/ U( N" a6 b0 m) M　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
8 T. H$ }. i  z8 o　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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' ~6 D7 O, `* RLove the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
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. T$ w) ]$ E# P+ u& s5 F, ZBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 L1 k+ f& S; z5 q& ^爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
, q' c% T9 b5 g+ s2 o+ K: P9 L) g, kChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

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