绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
+ j1 P0 q1 [- g/ k6 U7 u　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
6 s* N+ N1 d2 k' @　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
1 B0 \/ f6 m5 ~! B' N; K8 ?　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
+ F3 ]5 H5 C& U8 w( I+ c! o3 Z7 d　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
% z( f/ o3 V4 V　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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6 e% M7 {, b9 P  a# `, s9 m　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
, @% S4 |4 [+ K9 V　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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& {+ ]0 b1 o" o; y1 R　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
4 p; y0 a' w7 y- z　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
! C! v. ?$ r+ E2 \2 z# n　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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6 p( c; {: X) v' l+ b( n9 Q  Z　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
: a1 ^; y% [2 \5 B" O6 Q　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
' i; ]6 {; D1 J. t3 w* x4 E+ {　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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: \- Y- E4 l  i3 }6 N/ n　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
# _$ D- E- Z% i4 \$ \. h1 A; G+ h　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 V6 k* v5 t# ~: u再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
0 o% N. q+ o4 J6 v5 |7 QLove the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
+ M+ {5 K+ @6 y: [: Z& mThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
8 Z7 {/ Q# y4 w" [8 [- |Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
- I. y( `" ^: m3 ~( ?Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
( P) j9 z# q6 \& I! R后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.