绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
8 n& Y5 v1 A- s　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
% V; p: `+ B2 b4 U$ t# ]9 I- i6 a/ r　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
0 l) R5 L! e( G! v; L2 G9 u$ V　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
. e  |- h/ M- K. S　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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  |2 f6 I- A, H6 W' l　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
& H3 @. Q; _& n9 j8 Z　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
6 R) G# @* R0 `3 v5 @　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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' f2 m+ t' q0 J　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- M! y1 r7 a' i& t# e　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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# |# Y) f; r& w0 R: z" J0 N　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
- ?2 H5 e: y) r, z: t  z4 }1 }　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
3 x% J0 H  U+ G/ [+ _/ |! T　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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6 w* q0 |. }4 l+ i7 X0 Q　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
' X. j1 F' F& D5 N6 m再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
7 s+ a# @! ^8 c8 J要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
* p2 l$ s, A3 ?  @1 [Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.